審視生活中的70%

審視生活中的70%

 Good Wife 賢妻
 
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa
bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl.
結婚後40年，有一天，我仔細看著我的妻子，說：“40年前我們有一間便宜的房子，一部破車，睡在一張沙發床上，看著一台10英寸的黑白電視機，但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me
that you're not holding up your side of things."
 現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家，一部 $35,000.00車，一張漂亮的大床和一台大影幕電視，但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。對我而言，我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“

My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She! told me to go out and find a hot
23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a
10-inch black and white TV.
我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。她叫我出去找一個今年23歲的辣妹，她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子，開著一部破車，睡在一張沙發床，看著一台 10英寸的黑白電視。

 Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
 老女人不偉大嗎？他們真的知道如何解決一個臭老頭子的問題。

審視生活中的70%

> 一隻高檔手機，70%的功能都是沒用的；
> 一款高檔轎車，70%的速度都是多餘的；
> 一幢豪華別墅，70%的面積都是空閒的；
> 一個科研單位，70%的設備都是擺樣子的；
> 一堆公務人員，70! %都是混飯吃的；
> 一所大學，70%的教授都是扯淡的；
> 一大堆社會活動，70%都是空虛無聊的；

> 一屋子衣物用品，70%都是閒置沒用的；
> 一箱子股票基金，70%都是賠本報廢的。
 
 > 結論：生活要簡單！不要為物慾所累。